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n̢̛̹̼̺̟̼̠̩̰̗̫̲͙̖͑̍̌̀̔ͨͧͪ͒ͯͥ͒ͦ̾ȩ̙̙͎̰̠͙̹̻͚̩̖̜̫̟̦̲̟̹͐ͩͬͭ͒ͪ̓̇̒ͫͫͯͥ̀͘ͅ ̸̡͎͇̦͇͉͇̪͎̖̲͔̰̦̜̍ͫ̃ͤ̈͂́̀͟͝ͅlarge chemical burn on right la tn̴̮͍͇͇͙͇͍̩̆͋̓̃̉͛̌̈̌̍o̴̶̷̱͍͎̲̘̻̥͖͈ͦ̓̏͐̉̂͋̉ͩ̋̂ͫ̉͋ͪ͢ ̧͓̬͎̺̙͓̦͔̬̝̙̪̺̗̱͊ͮ̐̊͊͂̒͑ͭ̅͂̍ͬ͊̌͂͋̚͟͠ͅͅt̴̡̛͈̻̬͓̞̲̝͔̞͇͓̯͚̻ͩ͂ͯ̈́̈́ͫ̾ͯͮ̄̅̎̇͒̚͘͘e̳͇̟̝͍̪̥̥̺̬͈̅̓͗͐̇̽̀͛͢͠͞m̴͖̥̞̐̿͑ͩ́̃̍͘͝p̴̡̝̥̯̤͈̙̠̖̝̝̝̤̠̼̫̞̙͒ͭ̄̏̕͝ơ̸̶̧͇͕͓̝͈̠͕̼͓̙͖̍͒̉̅̃̿͒ͯ̀r̢̡̺̤̥̥̦̝̣̤͇̪̝̼̹̺̥̳̃͗̈͒̓͋̀̚ą͇̘̹̺̣͙͕͖̉͋̂͐ͣ͊̎ͮ̿ͩ̔ͧͨ͐̚͜l̨̖̩̟̗̯͋ͤ̉̓̾̍̌͊ͣ̑̀͟͝ͅ ̡̩̜̮̟ͭͦ̀ͯ̔̉͛́͘͡s̾͆́ͯ̿́̈ͯ͌ͩ͛̽̇̌ͨͭ͋͊͟͏̵̡̝̞̰̲̤̜̲̱̼̼h̶̶̛͍͈̯̜̥͙̝͖̰̮̥͔̤̟̯̘̺̹͔͐͋̇̂ͫͬ̿i͔̪͇̘̞̬͈͉̜̞͇̯̣̙̓̿̋ͪͫ͋̐͑̌ͤ͛̑̓͛̀́͢͢ͅfͤ͆͊̆ͥ̓ͣͫ̾̌͠҉̢̢̺͚̬͔̳͕̯̰̙̙t̶ͧ̒͗͋̉̅͛̌ͭ҉̧̟͕̳̩̪̦̫̻͔̥̪͙̝̖͈̫̹ ̸̸̼̰̱͙͓͉̝͖̻̜̺̱̝͕̼͍̅̂ͣͩo̷̴̙̖͇̳̠͙̱̪̳̤̲̗̰̥̲͇̙̱ͧ̏̾̇͗̔̐̓̊̽ͣ͗̉͒cͣ̓͂ͯͤͧ̉͝͏̵̬̟̝͙̮̠͚̦̲̻̳͖͚̹̣̣̗̀c͚̯̹̪̱͑̂̉ͣͭͬ̌̂ͥ͆̐ͤ̿ͬ͆͂̕͝ǖ̢̠̤̭̖͖̹͙̤̺̙̬̦̠̘̠̲̮̘̼ͮ̃̈ͫͥ͑̂̾͗̈́ͧ́̏̓̏͗͠ř̯̖͎͉͈̠̟̣̯̻̺̒̂͐̃̐̽͑ͧ̒͛́̉̆͐ͬ͢r̢̗̬̦̼̟̝̲̍̽͊̓ͫ̇͛́̏ͤ̍̌̃͌͛ͦ̎̚͞e̵̴̯̻̣͙͎̠̟̻͈̦͉͕̖͇̣̠̫̝͆ͮ̅̋ͥ̊̆ͣ͡͡dͬͬͫ͛̉̾͐̊ͩ͋ͦ͌̌͠͏͇͔̞͇͎͍̲͔̫̬̯̻̩̥̗̀̀͝ ̡̛ͮ̓̾̔ͬͣ̌͆̉̏͘҉͏̲̺̠̩̭̮̰̲̱̩̘͍n̶ͪ͆ͤ̎ͫ̅̾͂̽͌̒ͪ̊̈́̌ͨ̅́͜҉̹̹̣̦̠̗͕̪̜̖̻ͅͅo̷̊͆̔ͭͨ͊ͦͫ͑̓͑̋̔̽͋́͠͏͕͚͖̼̰̘̟͉̭̼̹̫̱̭̘̖̟̯͖t̵̵̢̨̟̳̦̠̜͕̣̻͚͚̤̺̝̻͕̞͈̿̿̈́̇̉̊͝e̷̻̜̫͍̹̗͕̟̽̽͛͑̎̒͜d̛̛͓̼̖͓̲͚̘͈̼̭̼͓͚̹̺̓͐ͯ̿̉ͯ͆͑̽ͤͨͯͮͣ̆̒̀̀̀̚ ̶̴̢̩̥̜̞̠̐̅̎̂̔ͨ͂ͧ̓͊̽̈̓̿̿ͯ̓͆̀ņ̴̸̷͉̳̥̬͉̫͙̯̗̫͈̬̼͇͎̒ͫ̐̇̐̽̄̈́̿̊̀͂̈́̚͘ơ̤̙͍͔̝̙͚̹̪̎͐̑͐͒̉̌̿̌ͧ̆ͯ̽ͦ͜ ̷̢̺̰͖̙͚͔̱͍̰̲͉̙̣̠̾ͮͫ͑̽̔͑ͨ͗̉͗̊ͭ̋͊̿̚s̛͙̲͍̬̻͓̝̣͙̳̀ͩ̓͒̌ͮͨͪ̂ͅí̸̛̞͍̥̞̣̺͈̤̦̙͔̱̺̹͑͆ͫ͒͜͞ͅg̊ͦ͒ͧ̒͗ͪ͋͂̌̔̓̐͏͏̸̟̞̩̺̜̞̞̭̩̦̥͇͓͚͈̤̤́͡ͅ ̆ͩ̾̏ͤ̑̈́̅̽̄̾͒̎͋̔ͦ̀̚҉͓̱͙̫̖̥͓̰͜n̴̲̳͇̳̞̙̞̱͇͇̤̰̲̻͎̞̔ͨͪ̓̎̋͠i̧̘͉̝̰̣͉̟̲̲̤͚͓͐̽̉͆̕ ̴͙͎͙͖̖̋̒̾ͦ͆ͯ͊̄͐̚͢f̸͖̩̺̹̣̹̫̝̤̗̠͚̳̀ͬ͒͗̊ͦ͆̒́͐̊̆͆͑͛͆͝ͅì̡̛͔̖̮̜̱̝͔͚͂ͣ̽̑̋ͣͦ̂̿͆ͤ̇͆̄̿̾͛̚̕͢c̵̷̭͎̩̖̬̰̖̹̤̙̬͔̳̮̅̑ͪͯͯ̿̽ͫ̽͘͜a͂̓͐ͤ͑́ͭ̿̆ͤͤ͆ͩ̐͒̚̚͟͏̮̟͉̺̙̼͉̠̫͇͓̤̯͇̥̠̭͈͝nͮ̀̑̄͆͂ͩͩ̒͒ͩ̚͞͏̵̡̨̮̼͖̟̲͉̩͇̞͈̘͕̝͎̗t̢͛͒͊ͪ̔̍͂̉͂̽̚͘͝҉͈͔̙͙͈͖̹̦̞̫͔̤̮̮͕͔͍̬ ̶̶̨̗̤̯̺̙̤̝̝͉̝̾͂ͯ̀ͥ̒͒͐̈́̎̈́ͫ̓ͪ̉͂́͐̀͟ͅp̵̸̴̵̛̬̩̬̮̝̱͍̗̟̞̹̟̥͖̪ͤͮ̋ͮ̿͋̿͂̌̊̔ͩ̎ͅh̝̩̩͉̞͇͍̙͔̜̜͙ͯͪ̐͂̑͐̔͑̄̓͢͜yͯ̋̎ͫ̓҉̥̜̥̮s̷͙̘̰̯͈͉͍̙̼͚̀͌̉̀̀͒̽͐͛̅̈́ͬ̎͛̏̅̀̚͞͞͞i̯̟͚͚̲̥̰̩̜̜̳̞͓̻͖͒͐̒ͤ̏́͌ͤͭ̅͜͡c̛̬͇̫̯̭͍͙̥̜̻͂̇̏̇͌̽͑͛͂̋̊̓͛̕͠à̡͛ͬ̔̏̏̀ͩ͊̿̚͏͎̹̙̤l̵͒̐̏͗ͩͭ̓ͮ̎̇ͨ͛͊̾ͭͯ͛ͫ҉͏҉̵͙̰̟̺͙͖̬̳̬͍͔̤͎̭͉ͅͅ ̉̓̏ͫ̇ͪ͆͂̒̒ͦ͐̇ͯ͐҉̸̸̡͙͔̗͇̙̫̞̼͙͇͓̪̞̤̕ḑ̴̵̤̭͔͎͖͖͎̖̬̣̝͙͍̤ͯ̋ͦͩ̉ͥ͌̋͋̓̏͘i̥͖͎̝̫̘̙̲̜̦̹̗͆̀͋̒̄͗́̓ͯ̂ͭ́̀̿́͠f̴̣̲̠̫̜̭̰̯̠̥̀͛ͮ͌̿ͯ̍ͨ͛ͪ͂͗̀͡f̴̷̨͓̩͎̻̘̠̲̤̰͔͉̦͓͔͌ͧ̾̾̏͟͠ĕ̢̍̋̇̋ͣ̐̽̿͗͂̐ͥ̈́҉͏͏̧͕̹̞̬̻̭͚̱r̡̡̼͓̦̟̖̬̹͈͚͕̳̥̾͂͒̈̾̽̊̋͊̊͌̅ͦͦͨ͛͡ͅͅë̛́̄ͯ̄͑̍̐̽̊̈ͬ͋̎̿͂̃ͨ͡͏̣̟͈̖͚̤͓̟͠ņ̳͖̪̹̝̘͈̬̯̥͍̥̳̮̰̣͙̙̱̑͌ͫͬͥͥ́̚c̸̹͇͓͕̦͈̳͍̞̖͓̘̞̲̦̤̊̇ͤ̊̈̉̔ͪ̅ͧͣͮͦ͐e̢̛̠̹̪͉̗͇͚̥͕͍͙̋͊ͨ̔͗̇͊ͮ ̸̡̧͍͙̼͔̟̙͈̟́ͪ̂̔̍ͮ͒̑͐̎ͫ̓̈ͨ̃ͣ͟͡ş̪̖̘̺̹̐̽͑ͪ͒̊͑ͥ̄̉ͧ͠ ̮̼̭͈̩͍̮̖̘ͭ̑̀͑͊ͤ̄̓̏̑̋̋͜͜f̧͕͇̥͍̙̫̞̝̫̲̭̹ͣͨͪ̽͂ͪ͑͒́͘r̸̡̡̛̥̮͎̼̙̜̗͚̫͈̯̂̽͆̇ͤ̔ͩͩͦ̐̂͋̇͒̿ǫ̴̬͙͈͎͙̙̰̩̳̠͓͕͍̎͊̀ͮ̔̌̅ͫ͒̕͞͝m̛̓̓ͮ́͘͡҉̦͔̗̯͉̝̱̝̺̭̹̩ ̘̯͍̩͈͈͔͚͕̞̞̝̬̜̃͗̇ͨͫͫͭ̎̊ͭͥ̂ͣͤ͛͒͐̋̍͜͠ͅm̨̜̮͇̣̝͉͙̟̞̘͓͔̻͎ͪ͑̈ͬͮ̉̒̋́͛̉͘͟y̡̼̼̙̼̬͚̳̘̱͎̼͕̦̥̟̬̘̓̌͊̅͟ṡͬ͋̓̉͛ͨ̄̾͘͏̠̯̱̩͇̜̟ȩ̮̭̰̠̻̬͎͖ͮ̂͆̈́ͤ̅̅̉ͩ̿́͆ͧͪͥ͡ľͪ̆͆́ͫ̅̌͊̀̋̒́̚͏̶͏͚͎̖̬͔̺̦͈̣͕̙͍f̷̢͚̩̼͚͇̲̼ͭͥ̄ ̡̅̿͋͋ͪ̃ͨ̏ͭ̓ͯ̐͋ͥ̔̚̕͠҉͔̪̥̼̱̦̣̙̮͙͉̘͈̙͓͚͓͔ͅlͥͨ́̀̋̾̓̍̍̃ͯͮ̌ͭ̇̉̏̚̚̕͡͏̵̧͉͓̮͔͈̫͖̻̟͇̤̠ͅa̸̧̟͎͈̰͙̱̠͎͙͚͎̋ͥ̿ͪ͂̈́͋ͯͫ́r̴͔̘̲̥̰̞̫̤̝̙͚̩̣͍̾ͭ̑͆ͦ̆ͤ́ͫ̔̾̔ͦ͗̌͌̏͢͢ġ̢̫̦̳̭̣̯̞͍̳́ͣ͜ę̛͉̪̜̫ͫ̽͊ͯͧ͘͟ ̴̤̬̩͚̠̖̣̭̬̯̯̜̹̦͑̅̓̑̏̚͟c͌̓̑ͧͥ͋҉̧̢̡̞̹͓̠̟̹̟̞̖͍̬̼̭̫̪̺̥͞h̛̳̮̬̱̫̝̗̪̥̯̥̦̜͍̞͓̒ͫ̅̐͋ͮͧͪ͌̔̓ͦ͂́͜͢e̷̤̱̹̯̗̗͚̦̤̭̖̱̩̪̳͚͚̿ͯ̏̒͊͋ͨ̿̌̌̽̽̋ͨ́̀͘m̛̞̺͇͉͌̐́̿͋͋̔͟͞͡ͅͅi͒͗̌̄ͥ̄̽̔̾ͦ͂̃ͦͬ̈͏̝͔̜̞̠̰̺͞c͇̥̻̻̬͚̠͖͚̣̙̗̒ͪͥͧ̀́a̡̢̢̘̦̪͙̤͔͙̪̳̙̰̣͆̑ͩ̾͊͒̂l̨̛̞̬͈̯̱ͭ͒ͩ͆̓ͬ̐̌̄ͣͪ̋͆̎̌̆̄ͭ͐̕͡ ̶̸̢ͮ̎ͨ͡͏̘̟̠̬͖̟̲̠̟̥̰̭̯b̴͇̫͍̺͉̓̓̇́̇ͩͤ̈́̏ͯ́ṵ̷̷͙̟̣͙͈̼̺̘̩͔͔̃̂ͤͣ̒̿̀͌͑ͧr͂͆̒̅̋͌̇̉̚҉̶̢̝̱͈̥̝̜͎̮͍̬̯̦̫͚͉̖̘̙͙͢n͈̳̳̟͎͍̹̬͍̬̲̙͖̬͎̩̹̏̏̓̍͗̋͛̒ͨ̓́͋̕͟ ̛̥̼̞̱̙̲̠̮̣̽̐̌̀͋͊̈́ͥ̈́̅̑̏ͬ͛̒̓́̚e̴̵̢̦̼̠̠͔̠̫̹͈͙̟̩͒̉̿̿ͣ́͠x̧͇̞̦̱͕̫̩̫̝̟̬̫̺̳͓̩̙̞̅ͦ͐ͭ͆ͣ̽͟͠ͅp̛̤̖͖̲̥̲͉͉̫͈̪̰̲ͤͤͯ̅̉ͫͯ͑ͨͬ̏̚̕͢o͐̓̄ͪ͑ͬͪ͟͠҉̟̟͇̼̣̱̩̟̘̞̠̞̪̝̟̥̖͈̀͝ș͖͇͇̝̜̘̤͖̪̋̏̊̏̉̀̍ͬͦͤͨ̓̀͜͠ī̸ͨ̒ͩͬͣ̉ͨ́͏͔̰̭̘͉̘͚͉͇͚̳͢n̼̳͓̮͉̝̲̮͊͗ͤͩ̑̿ͭ͑̀̀̑ͩ͆́͘g̷̼̱̺͖̓̿̈́͑ͦ͐̐ͫ̒̆̀ ̸̳͉͎͉͔̫̯͈̩̩͎͙̤̩̥̒̓̈̑ͮ̋̂͘͘͠l̠̝̟̻̙̟̄͗ͫͮ̒ͦͮͬ̓͗ͤ̚͘͘͜͞oͨͨ̌ͯͣͮͥͧ҉̴̙̬̤̩̬̬̻͠w̷̠̱͔͍̦̩̣̪̳̤̟̙͚̠͔ͮͪ̽ͭ͝ͅͅe̡̞̲̫̲̙̜̞ͯ̊͗̇ͣͬ͂̄̾̃ͬ͜͠r̡̨̛̩̲͎̲͔̖͙͍͗̽̏͢ͅ ̡̨͛̂̀̓̃̂ͥ̇̍ͦ̍͏̖̪̖̰̩̗̥̘̬̰͎͎̰̮̮̻͞j̶̰̖̼̮̪͔̠͆̏͗̒ͫ͂͋ͩ͋͌̂̆̄ͫ̇͜͟a̷̡̱͙͚̝̜̠̟̜̙̪̞̟̘̫ͥ͆̈́̍̾ͣ̄̂̄̀̀͡ͅwͣ͆́ͣ͋ͭ̏ͪͮ̓̀͞͏̬̬̺̲ ̶̢̛̯̖̰̙͔̘͖͔̟̺̩̟͚͛ͬ̾ͨͪͦ͛̓ͥ͐̎o̢̹͙̘̺̭̣̦ͯ̇̀̂ͤ̾͑ͭͪ̽͠n̟̮̹͓̳̥̼͎̝̹͍̭̜̩͓̞̓̐ͫͯ̚͘͜͠ ̶̛̮̟̯͉̓ͭͣ̄̓̂r̴͂ͤ̀̒͋̎ͪ̆ͧ̌̆̀͏̹̫̩̱͓̘̭̩͙̕i̸̸̶̡̖͍͕̼̯̭̟̝̻͆̃̓͝g̴͖̤͚̩̫̲̯̩̻͎͆̄̅̽ͧ̈́ͪ̿́́̕̕h̢̧̛͎͍̜̦̭̳̳͕̰̯̗̹͎̘͇ͥ̎̈́͞t̵̷̛͈̫̞͙͇̞̹̜͗͊̾͑̅̓ͦͪ̂ͤ͌̑̆̅̈́͆͌̚͞ ̴̢̫͕͎̮̙̗͇̬̘̱̌͛̂̈̈̄͋͋͗ͣ͆ͭ̽͛͒̐l̨̨̞͚̞̜̎ͦ͂̍̋ͩ͠͞ą̵̪̙̣̟̥̦̝͈͈̱̤͂ͪͣ͛͐ͭ̉ͤ̎̍́͘ͅt̨̧̠͖͈͇͔̩̠̍͊̏̌ͥͮ̔̓e̐̍̈́ͦ́ͪͬͪ͊̈́ͨͭͦ̊ͭ͑̚͏̺̞̳̦̣̰͔͉͍̬̻̲̠͎̲͟r̶̴͖͍̖̖̹̹̖̬̲̜̱̣͉̩̥͔̘̠̟͛̈́̓̒̀́a̸ͦ̃̈͏̛͡҉̯̝͕͙̦̪̳̤͔̲̬̖͉͓̫ͅͅl͍̗̞͖̋͒ͧ͗͋͌̒͋̉̇ͪ̔̇͘͝ ͋̋ͧ҉̙͎̥̜̳͓̤͖̪̠̖̣̥p̞͚̟͖͇͔̥̤̪̠̖̦͓̣̣͉̥̟̂ͩ̑͆̽͒́̃̉̒̄ͨ̃ͦ̀͝͠͡l̀ͦ̇͐̃͗̌ͪ̉͑̏̾̇̓͋͂ͨ́̆͏҉̶̩̘̤̦͇̤͚̝̝a̵͑́ͬ̏ͥ̆ͣ̀͞͏̦̙͔͖͓̘͎̼̟͍̞̙͕̼̞̫n̢̛̹̼̺̟̼̠̩̰̗̫̲͙̖͑̍̌̀̔ͨͧͪ͒ͯͥ͒ͦ̾ȩ̙̙͎̰̠͙̹̻͚̩̖̜̫̟̦̲̟̹͐ͩͬͭ͒ͪ̓̇̒ͫͫͯͥ̀͘ͅ ̸̡͎͇̦͇͉͇̪͎̖̲͔̰̦̜̍ͫ̃ͤ̈͂́̀͟͝ͅ

I am unable to provide a conclusive answer to this question, as “what is up with” Steve Carlsberg is ultimately subjective; accounts of first-hand encounters, however, seem to suggest that he is responsible for [any and all catastrophes to befall Night Vale].

Further questions might be directed to Cecil Palmer, as he is more suited to this particular subject than I.

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Scientists and Researchers within the Science Lab are now required to respond to every inquiry received, so the New Night Vale Association of Science and Technology Centers urges all aspiring Future and Amateur Night Vale scientists to forward their comments and questions here.
The New Night Vale Association of Scientist and Technology Centers would like to remind You that Science knows only one commandment - contribute to Science.

The New Night Vale Association of Science and Technology Centers has graciously installed an inquiry box, conveniently located in front of the Science Lab next to Big Rico’s Pizza (No One Does A Slice Like Big Rico).

Scientists and Researchers within the Science Lab are now required to respond to every inquiry received, so the New Night Vale Association of Science and Technology Centers urges all aspiring Future and Amateur Night Vale scientists to forward their comments and questions here.

The New Night Vale Association of Scientist and Technology Centers would like to remind You that Science knows only one commandment - contribute to Science.